Watermark Fish

I wonder why these blue and yellow fish hang out. They don’t look too complimentary with each other. They don’t look bad either. I guess it’s just hard to understand why fish do anything. They don’t speak English so asking them doesn’t help either. If you’d like to pay 15 dollars to use this picture you can go to this site http://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-electric-yellow-and-blue-cichlid-reef-fish-also-known-as-lemon-lab-33051929.html

These fish aren’t that big. I bet you could fit a lot of them into an aquarium. I bet it would look cool if you had multiple aquariums set up next to each other and each one was just stocked with one color of fish. Then maybe you could release a screen between the tanks and watch all the fish mix together. It’s like making tie dye, but with living creatures. Maybe you could make it an art installation and become famous and rich like all artists. Feel free to use that idea without referencing me, I used this photo and barely mentioned its origin.

Giant Fish

Look at that monster! This fish is way too big. This fish is nuts. How does a man ever bring in a beast of this size? This fish is bigger than the one in The Old Man And The Sea. The picture comes from here http://www.terntv.com/programmes/big-fish-man/

Gross teeth. Elephant in the room, that fish has terrible teeth. Someone had to bring it up. This fish is super ugly. It just looks terrible. Garbage looking fish. But it’s so big! This is a massive fish. It is hard to grow to be that big. There are many hurdles in the way to growing big. But you have to be determined that you want to grow. That’s what will make you certain to grow big and strong. Have the will and determination to get big and you’ll be the biggest of them all. This fish is your life coach now.

Finger Fish

This fish is not very big at all. That is a person holding that fish. Somehow he’s holding the fish right on the mouth. Maybe this is a master fisherman. Maybe that’s how he caught the fish. You hook fishes in the mouth when you fish with a hook. Maybe this guy just got rid of the middle man, the middle hook, and just grabbed this fish right in the mouth. You won’t find any answers here, but it is where I found the picture https://www.pinterest.com/pin/462956036668670299/

This fish looks like Storm when she has a mohawk. Those top fins are spiky and iconic. Maybe I should have named this Storm Fish. I wonder what the fish X-Men would look like. I guess Namor would probably rule them even though he’s just the king of Atlantis. Apparently he is a mutant now, so it makes sense that he would rule the fish mutants. This fish is just a normal fish. There’s nothing wrong with that. Being normal is fine. You don’t ruffle any feathers and you keep on keeping on. Good luck little fish. Maybe you got tossed back into the lake after this picture.

Long Fish

This is a weird looking aquarium. No decorations or anything. Really big. I don’t know how this fits in their house. It is a big aquarium. Questions can probably be directed here http://carnivoraforum.com/topic/10431701/1/ that’s where I found the picture.

The fish is weird looking too. It looks like it is dehydrated. It looks like it is shriveled up. But it is completely surrounded by water. Maybe this fish doesn’t know how to absorb water. Maybe it is made out of stone like a Pokemon. It looks kinda stone like. I wonder if this fish has any natural predators other than man. It looks like it wouldn’t be able to fight or flight. I wonder how this fish is still around. Maybe it is the panda of the sea, and that’s why it is in this weird laboratory aquarium.

Spotty Fish

That’s a colorful fish! All sorts of colors on there. Some of them I don’t even know the name of. I mean I know the basic colors, but I’m sure that orange has some cool name that is the actual accurate name. This website might know. He had the picture before me http://www.enkivillage.com/beautiful-fish.html

This fish looks like a lot of fish that have been on here before, but cooler. He went and got himself a really nice paint job and now he is back at the fish school 15 year reunion making all the other fish feel bad. So in a way, this is a bad fish. I guess let’s just say this fish is doing alright. Ok fish.

Buck Toothed Fish

Look at this big ole’ Jimmy Fallon fish. Just giggling immediately at whatever joke he told. This fish cannot keep his cool. If that’s what you’re into, like a lot of America, you can find this guy here http://www.divetime.com/photos/Fish/laughing_fish_11042.html

I wonder what joke this fish told. He probably made some completely original quip about Donald Fish Trump’s hair. Or maybe he was looking at some headlines and yucking it up. There’s really no way to know what this dumb fish is laughing about. Maybe the camera man is making a funny face. Maybe I’m being hard on this fish. Maybe, God forbid, this fish has some disease that makes him laugh all the time. Maybe, Kane forbid, this is the fish version of the Joker. Maybe the world is just a dream in someone’s mind and we’ve never existed. Maybe I’m in a coma and this blog is a part of my boring dream of what life is like.

German Fish

I believe this fish is named Konrad Schmidt. I do not believe he plays baseball like his namesake. I bet he doesn’t play baseball at all. I found him here http://www.fishbase.org/identification/SpeciesList.php?famcode=331&areacode=

How would a fish even put on a baseball glove? Or throw a ball? They’d be the baseball Washington Generals. This fish looks like he knows that. He doesn’t seem to have any joy in his eyes. At least the color of this fish is nice. Some sort of blue and green combo. Good choice. I wonder if this fish is gonna eat any of those rocks. Fish always seem to be picking up rocks with their mouths. I wonder if they get anything from that, or if they’re quitting smoking and need to have something in their mouth. Good luck fish.

Blue Stripy

I kind of wish I hadn’t picked this picture today. The website I found it on has way cooler fish there, but alas, this is the one http://www.ryanphotographic.com/serranidae.htm

This is still a good looking fish. I’m just jealous of all those other pictures of fish now. Let’s see. The stripes on this fish are cool, but they’re also haphazard, which confuses me as to whether they have any use at all. Zebra stripes obviously protect them from predators because animal eyes can’t see white and black stripes. But this little lady has blue and lighter blue stripes, and they aren’t consistently going down the body, so I don’t know what benefit they serve. It’s neat how the fin turns translucent halfway down. Also this fish has nice eyelids. They are the same color as her skin, so you know when her eyes are open or if she’s just winking at you.

Skull Fish

This fish looks like it has a coyote’s head for a head. If the coyote died and then a fish stole it’s skull and then somehow absorbed it. That would be worrying. These guys might know more http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2510271/Extremely-rare-deep-sea-fish-venomous-spine-tail-like-whip-long-bizarre-snout-discovered-Canadian-arctic.html

This fish kind of looks like an alien. I guess all fish are pretty alien. I wonder if it is because a lot of them used to be dinosaurs back in ye olden times. Maybe that’s what the show Ancient Aliens was saying, but I wasn’t watching it. There just isn’t enough time in the day! Too many shows! Fish don’t realize how easy they have it with television nowadays. All they have to do is find three meals a day. Maybe not even that many. Maybe more. There isn’t a chapter on fish meals in the Lord of the Rings books.

Air Force Fish

Dang. This fish sure has a lot of fins. I wonder if they are to guide the fish while it flies. Like airfoils on a plane. This fish really looks like it could fly. I wonder if it travels south for the winter. I wonder if it is the best at migrating. I don’t know how far fish migrate, or if they don’t care because water is a different temperature all over. This website might know. It had the picture http://oceanleadership.org/old-fish-makes-new-splash-coelacanth-find-rewrites-history-of-the-ancient-fish/

I wonder if any airplanes are painted to look like this fish. That would be pretty disorienting. You’d think you’re in Harry Potter land. But you’re not. Fish are in the water just like they have always been. This fish just happens to have way more fins than usual. Their purpose? Unknowable.